True Blood Latest Episode
If anyone can find me a good quality online video of “I smell a rat” s03e10, I’d suck your dick. Not a lie. So?
My uncle asked me what’s the most important thing to me, and in my wine-enduced state I answered “Thought.” Now I’m looking for a tattoo on Empathy, understanding others thoughts and knowing what my own thoughts are.
Last night I smoked Spike Silver.
Fucking, terrfying experience I thought I’d never come down from. I’ve got videos.
I like to put gummy candy in my pants.
Under the underwear, so it makes the candy all warm and soft. Body heat ftw.
Letter to mom, from Jason.
Dear Mom, I told myself I wouldn’t write to you until I was a success. I’ve just beaten the final Gym leader from Sunnyshore City, and I’m onto beat the Elite Four. It’s a dangerous journey, but regardless of it’s outcome I’m proud of what I’ve become. Following the day you threw me out of the house after turning ten years old, I’ve saught to build...
Pokemon Dream Team;
Starter; Shiny Haunter Shiny Charizard Shiny Metagross Wartortle Latios Raikou With a max of two legendarys, what’s your dream team?
My Life Tonight; I'm going to make a man cry...
My life right now is; I try to stay modest, but I hooked up with this guy, partially because I was thinking with my dick and partially because I wanted to pull a man out of the closet. So we hooked up, and he starts calling me in the AM telling me how much fun he had, flooding my phone with txt’s about when can we hang out soon and his work schedule, and how it’s too good to be true....
I seduced a straight man tonight...
I knew this when I made him cum and after catching his breath he said, “Yup, I’m straight.”
Pokemon Platinum [Current]
Current Team: Drifbloon (lv22) Grotle (lv28) Rotom (lv28) Houndoom (lv29) Gliscor (lv29) Slowking (lv30)